Rachel

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youre the sweetest xxxxxxx yes i did watch and omg i loved it??? im so easy to please w dnp content though, like if theres any amount of banter and eye contact im all the way here for it. and i felt like there were so many good moments in this one? 

• i loved the very beginning with dan stealing phil’s intro and phil being all playfully shocked about it plus the ball jokes and the swift jumpcut 
• and then that moment where phil acts out his hypothetical scenario of a vampire w long teeth and dan just sits there staring at him fondly………… cute :( 
• i def didn’t need phil to repeat ‘suck on her neck, don’t suck on her nose’ more than once but like if this is the closest i can get to dating/sex advice from phil, like i guess i’ll take it? 
• phil attempting to put dan in his place by saying he doesn’t know what bronzer is and then dan just being like ‘try me bitch’ and going all the way with his kkw beauty reference, i died
• the ‘stripper’ one and both of them immediately assuming it’s referencing a male stripper, like i guess my bar is really low not just for dapg content but also dnp being kind of gay and im taking that whole thing as a Queer Moment™
• best friends club …….. disgusting …….. but really though dan’s whole thing of wanting to be genuinely sentimental or complimentary towards phil on camera and trying to be open with those kind of thoughts but still feeling a tiny bit of discomfort being that vulnerable in front of an audience and therefore somewhat covering it up with that fake sarcastic-y voice is .. A Lot, and it leads to some of my favorite moments like dan asking phil to let him feed him those chocolates in last year’s live show or someone saying ‘congrats you two’ to them after they moved and dan rly bashfully saying ‘thank you’ or that whole story he so desperately wanted to share about phil lending him his coat but fronting for like 3 whole minutes beforehand about how he was only sharing it for our sake .. he’s a fucking sap and i love it
• dan talking directly to kathryn w such a tone of familiarity … yes. 
• ‘gimme those fingers’ . yikes phil keep it behind closed doors pls
  
• their swiftly nope-ing out of ‘how to make your girlfriend want to have sex with you’ 
• ok so that whole ramble about dan being genuinely emotive and sentimental towards phil but slightly trying to cover it w a sarcastic tone? ya so copy paste that here in reference to that whole bit of ‘it’s just that you are so unique and amazing that no art could ever capture your essence’ ……….. i am emotional thx dan. and then phil assuming he would follow it up with an option 2 that would be mean to him but instead dan used it to drag himself .. i loved that whole thing like it’s just so clear he sees phil in this light whether it’s him talking about his physical beauty or his creative, brilliant mind. dan is! a fucking sap! 

ok wow this turned into an old fashioned video review i guess but ya i rly hope videos like these arent passed over just bc they seem short and sort of like filler content. im the first to admit wikihow isnt like the worlds most revolutionary game .. obviously .. but i feel like this sort of easy format lends to some of their best banter and i loved this vid. or maybe i just missed them lol and theyre extra cute to me bc of it .. esp phil w his rainbow shirt, what a cutie for real… anyway i am fond of them and they are fond of each other and all of it is Good.